Ebro's Bitter Onslaught On Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass letra

So what if I overdressed for the show?
Fuck you, asshole, cuz you got a crooked nose
And from what I can tell it must obstruct your sight
cuz it's only four letters but you still can't say my fucking name right

Elbro's not my name!

You cut out every line I said
Next time I see you you're fucking dead
Would've been my fifteen minutes of fame
but no, you blind bastard, you're the one to blame

So what if our story wasn't as cool as the rest?
How about I fuck your wife, would that get your interest?
Still, Jerry, after all this there's one thing I don't know
What sucks more, you, or your fucking show?

Elbro's not my name! [x4]
Fucker!

Charles Bronson - Letras

• 4 Alarm Counter Fuck
• 4 Hour Personality
• Annual Martyr To Your Social Life
• Ants In The Kool Aid
• Batting A Thousand And Still Striking Out
• Bible Thumpers Go To Hell
• Can't Take This
• Cheese With Your Whine
• Chicago
• Close Encounters Of The Nerd Kind
• Craig Ferris Sucks A Mean Cock
• Crooked Teeth
• Deaf And Dumb
• Debate Team Bake Sale
• Diet Rootbeer
• Down For The Count
• Drunk Punks Is Hippies
• Easy E's Fucking Dead, And I Think It's Funny
• Eavesdrop
• Ebro's Bitter Onslaught On Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass
• Fratguy On The Barbi
• Fuckin' Drunken Uncle
• History In The Making
• I Can Never Write Too Many Songs About Morons Like You
• I Can't Be In A Band With You Because You Like Epitaph
• I Lied When I Said I Liked Your Zine
• I'm Sick of Feminists
• Individualized Floor Puncher
• Irritation
• J.R.S. Beatdown
• Just Like All The Rest (Neos)
• Let's Start A Revolution So I Can Break Some Shit
• Let's Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping It
• Little Debbie
• Marriage Can Suck It
• No More
• No Points For The Losers
• Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song
• One Life Crew (fuck You)
• Phil Anselmo's Pain Burns In The Heart Of My Little Brother
• Playing Lotto
• Punching A Gift Horse In The Mouth
• Rich Crusties
• Ricki Lake
• Second Hand Choke
• Security Blanket
• Sick Of O.J.
• Silenced
• Tabloid Suckass
• The Great Pet Rock Comeback
• The Kids Are Gonna Stick Together
• The Shane Song
• Theme Song
• They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up And Fucking Die
• Tony Victory Knows How To Party
• What The Fuck Are You Gonna Do When It's Cool To Be Yourself?
• Why Do You Bother?
• You Get What You Pay For
• Your Average Generic Run Of The Mill Straight Edge Song
• Youth Attack!