Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song letra

Yer parents are so proud now yer off to school
That it would never cross their minds that you just wanna screw
As many chics as possible you're so fuckin' lame
I hate you all, I can spot you mile away cuz you all look the same

Kill - drown in your keg!
Kill - your drunken rage!
Kill - suck your parents dry!
Kill - you're nothing in my eyes!

Your parents are so proud you're finally in college
But when Biff showed you how to suck down a beer bong was your idea of knowledge
But you've never thought for yourself, your decisions are always made in some one else's mind
And that basically sumarizes your crummy worthless life

Kill - drown in your keg!
Kill - your drunken rage!
Kill - suck your parents dry!
Kill - youre nothing in my eyes!

Just think for a second about what you'd fucking do
If mom and dad weren't shelling out cash for you

Charles Bronson - Letras

• 4 Alarm Counter Fuck
• 4 Hour Personality
• Annual Martyr To Your Social Life
• Ants In The Kool Aid
• Batting A Thousand And Still Striking Out
• Bible Thumpers Go To Hell
• Can't Take This
• Cheese With Your Whine
• Chicago
• Close Encounters Of The Nerd Kind
• Craig Ferris Sucks A Mean Cock
• Crooked Teeth
• Deaf And Dumb
• Debate Team Bake Sale
• Diet Rootbeer
• Down For The Count
• Drunk Punks Is Hippies
• Easy E's Fucking Dead, And I Think It's Funny
• Eavesdrop
• Ebro's Bitter Onslaught On Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass
• Fratguy On The Barbi
• Fuckin' Drunken Uncle
• History In The Making
• I Can Never Write Too Many Songs About Morons Like You
• I Can't Be In A Band With You Because You Like Epitaph
• I Lied When I Said I Liked Your Zine
• I'm Sick of Feminists
• Individualized Floor Puncher
• Irritation
• J.R.S. Beatdown
• Just Like All The Rest (Neos)
• Let's Start A Revolution So I Can Break Some Shit
• Let's Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping It
• Little Debbie
• Marriage Can Suck It
• No More
• No Points For The Losers
• Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song
• One Life Crew (fuck You)
• Phil Anselmo's Pain Burns In The Heart Of My Little Brother
• Playing Lotto
• Punching A Gift Horse In The Mouth
• Rich Crusties
• Ricki Lake
• Second Hand Choke
• Security Blanket
• Sick Of O.J.
• Silenced
• Tabloid Suckass
• The Great Pet Rock Comeback
• The Kids Are Gonna Stick Together
• The Shane Song
• Theme Song
• They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up And Fucking Die
• Tony Victory Knows How To Party
• What The Fuck Are You Gonna Do When It's Cool To Be Yourself?
• Why Do You Bother?
• You Get What You Pay For
• Your Average Generic Run Of The Mill Straight Edge Song
• Youth Attack!